Do you guys remember me telling you about the website Tales from a Groupie (btw, its new domain name is www.backstagepazz.com)??? Well child, although I think I’m going to one day catch a STD from my computer screen by reading some of the postings, I can’t stop visiting the site!!! When I stopped by earlier tonight, I thought to myself, “Oh s**t now!!! Finally a male groupie is dishing the dirt!!!” Check out what the first male poster on the Tales from a Groupie site is saying about his encounter with Miami rapper Jacki-O:

“She was like ‘Show me what you working with? Don’t be shy’ I drank her liquor from the table, basically downed it all. Then I just dropped my pants. She was smiling and nodding her head, and my confidence went up. She grabbed it and played with it a little bit and said ‘I can work with this’. She jerked me towards her and we kissed for a short period. Then she jumped back on the bed and started undressing. This is when everything took a turn, and the aggression came out. While she was naked, I went over her sensually. She was like ‘Nah, Go down and taste it’. Kind of mean too. I was like WTF. I did it anyway. She was moaning, she was basically grinding my face, rough too. After about 20 minutes of eating her stuff, which smelled & tasted pretty good, she slid back and put her feet on my chest. She was like ‘suck my toes’ I love it when a man does that. Of course, I did it even though I’m not really into that. After a few minutes of that, she turned in doggy style position. I was thinking I was about to get it in. Then she was like ‘now eat from behind’. I did it, but immediately she was like ‘No, the other hole’. I felt like I lost my manhood that night. She was so bossy. She had me licking every part of her body, p***y, booty-hole, feet, titties, etc. Finally, she was ready for sex, I tried to put it in, but she was like ‘Hold up bruh, Condom first’ She pulls one out of her purse and puts it on for me. I have to admit, the cooch was really good. When we were done, it was about 8:45 and she just sent me on my way and said look out for another call from me. But she never called again.”

Whew, guys beware of Jacki – she wasn’t playing when she rhymed about how she would “Break You Off” – LMAO!!!

Oh yeah, I was very surprised to see that someone also posted about one of my favorite southern gentlemen, Cee-Lo Green. Check it out:

“He is amazing in bed!!!!!!!!!!! (I don’t think I could use enough exclamation points) He really does like to eat p***y and will do it for hours on end. Talk about sugar on his tongue, ha and people say rappers dont talk about their real life on records. As for his d**k; it is on the smallish side but he knows what he is doing with it. Besides after he gets done giving head anything would feel good. We hooked up several times and the sex was always mind blowing and he was always very passionate. One of my friends gave me hell about messing with him, mainly because he’s not what most people would consider attractive but nevermind that, he definitely had me coming back for more.”

Cee-Lo?!!? As we say down south, just slap some cucumbers over my eyes ‘cause I do not believe what I’m seeing!!! GTFOH!!!

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