I wasn’t ready:
“Russell Simmons certainly comes prepared. While leaving the Haven 360 Oscar-week party for ‘The Cove’ the other night, the hip-hop impresario dropped a magnum-sized Trojan condom. ‘Russell reached into his pocket to get his valet ticket and something dropped on the floor,’ a witness told us. ‘He didn’t notice and drove off. I rushed over to pick it up, and it was a black and gold packet containing a Trojan condom.’” (Page Six)
Dammit Page Six, when I picked you up this morning to read all the latest gossip, the last thing I wanted was a mental picture of Russell’s old, rusty booty having sex, LOL!!!